A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, “Hurry over here. My house is on fire!”brbr”OK,” replied the fireman, “how do we get there?”brbr”Say, don’t you still have those big red trucks?”
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A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?”brbrHe said, “Call for backup.”
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A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money.brbrThe gang was very happy to escape. “It ain’t so bad,” one crook noted. “We got $25 between us.”brbrThe boss screamed: “I warned you to stay clear of lawyers … we [...]

Yo momma is so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
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What is a man’s idea of foreplay?brbrA half hour of begging.
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