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A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. …

July 15, 2009 in Jokes by admin

A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money.brbrThe gang was very happy to escape. “It ain’t so bad,” one crook noted. “We got $25 between us.”brbrThe boss screamed: “I warned you to stay clear of lawyers … we had $100 when we broke in!”

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Yo momma is so ugly, she makes blind children cry. …

July 15, 2009 in Jokes by admin

Yo momma is so ugly, she makes blind children cry.

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What is a man’s idea of foreplay? …

July 15, 2009 in Jokes by admin

What is a man’s idea of foreplay?brbrA half hour of begging.

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Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real. …

July 15, 2009 in Jokes by admin

Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

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A man is lying on the beach, …

July 11, 2009 in Jokes by admin

A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick.brbrAn ugly woman is passing and remarks: “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady!”brbrHe replied: “If you were any sort of a lady, the hat would lift itself!”

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