A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick.brbrAn ugly woman is passing and remarks: “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady!”brbrHe replied: “If you were any sort of a lady, the hat would lift itself!”

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