Yoda of Borg, I am. …
Yoda of Borg, I am. Grammar irrelevant is. Assimilated you will be!
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"A couple of New Jersey hunters are out…
“A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
“The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ‘My friend is dead! What [...]
This Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood pub, and orders a whiskey. …
This Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood pub, and orders a whiskey.brbr”Ye see that fence over there?” he says to the bartender. “Ah built it with me own two hands! Dug up the holes with me shovel, chopped doon the trees for the posts by me ownself, laid every last rail! But do they call [...]
A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. …
A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.brbrPolice are looking into it.
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What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? …
What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?brbrThey can both smell it but can’t eat it.
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