What does Wal-Mart, Zellers and Michael Jackson have in common?brbrBoy’s underwear half off.

How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?brbr1) “Hmmm … well there’s an interesting question isn’t it?”br2) “Define ‘light bulb’ …”br3) “How can you be sure it needs changing?”br4) Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists.

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking … and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away … Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida …?”

Ever notice how so many of women’s problems can be traced to the male gender?
1) MENstruation2) MENopause3) MENtal breakdown4) GUYnecology5) HIMmorrhoids…

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.