What is the smallest part of a FIAT?brbrThe owners brain.

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

A guy walks into a bar and demands to know “Who’s the strongest in here?”brbrThe toughest guy looks at him and says “I am the strongest around here!”brbrThe other guy politely asks “Can you help me push my car to the gas station?”

President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope gets sent to hell. The Pope explained the situation to the devil, he checked out all of the paperwork, and the error was acknowledged. The Pope was told, however, that [...]

“A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
“The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ‘My friend is dead! What [...]