Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking … and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away … Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida …?”

Ever notice how so many of women’s problems can be traced to the male gender?
1) MENstruation2) MENopause3) MENtal breakdown4) GUYnecology5) HIMmorrhoids…

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

If your wife and your lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to the cinema?

It was a hot summer day, and the old courthouse was just as hot. The air was thick and humid, and the jury was having a hard time staying focused. One of the jurors succumbed to the heat, falling asleep just as the victim was being questioned by the prosecutor.brbr”The defendant is accused of making [...]