If you don’t send this video to five people you will be doomed! We all know those chain emails that proclaim that you must send it to a million billion people or you will spontaneously combust, well this guy doesn’t forward them on. LOL.

Soulja Boy cries tweet-tears (twears?) as he contemplates leaving the music biz, like anybody gives a f#ck. Now if he tweeted that he was going to jump on a space rocket and head into the Sun then I’d care, I’d even throw a leaving party.

Look at you, look at yourself in the mirror. Look at your fleshy shell and the thinking mind behind it that says “Look at me”, look how unique your are and beautiful and…Oh forget it, you’re just another freak in the freak kingdom.

There’s no greater thing a man can achieve on his way home from a night out on the sauce than relieving himself on somebody’s car, it just has to be done. This man seems to be doing it in broad daylight so maximum kudos to him for that. LMAO.

Here’s the trailer to the last film any of us will ever see, according to the Mayans the end of the world will come on 21 December 2012 when a great cycle of 13 baktun comes to an end. So better squeeze in plenty of drugs, booze and loving then.