High Fructose Corn Syrup Commercial (Spoof)

May 22 2012 Categorized Under: Commercials 23 Commented




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Frustrated by the misleading HFCS commercials, the Table decided to make a spoof of them. DISCLAIMER: This picture involves a subject which may discourage some viewers.

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23 Responses to “High Fructose Corn Syrup Commercial (Spoof)”

  1. aredditor says:

    “you’ll see that the only way to avoid HFCS is to bake things yourself. ”

    If you understood my arguments, and you know a little bit about cooking, you’ll know that an identical version of HFCS has long been used in cooking, especially baking and candy making. It’s called invert sugar. Many classic recipes call for invert sugar. Invert sugar is used extensively in Europe. It’s chemically identical to commonly used HFCS products.

  2. aredditor says:

    “arreditor is using chemical arguments”

    heh heh aredditor is using that silly science against you.

    “as most paid shills do”

    Typical invalid argument used by conspiracy theorists in lieu of facts.

    “Just spend a day reading ingrediants, and you’ll see that the only way to avoid HFCS is to bake things yourself. ”

    I challenge you to name any classic versions of foods containing HFCS whose recipies didn’t have sugar in them before the development of HFCS.

  3. fazdoll says:

    I agree wholeheartedly. arreditor is using chemical arguments to make his point, but he’s leaving out the whole picture, as most paid shills do. Just spend a day reading ingrediants, and you’ll see that the only way to avoid HFCS is to bake things yourself.

  4. ProblematicSpeller says:

    Thank you it was quite comfortable… OH! Satire! Sorry…

  5. MacKeroo327 says:

    “Natzi” lol

  6. rayne263 says:

    lmao this is great

  7. nomadicsky says:

    Yeah I like that. I don’t get how people can eat it in moderation when almost everything has it in it.

  8. jeffgibsonweb says:

    OMG, I love how people are getting all offended by this….. why would you ever say anything that was offensive to anyone lets face it, the only good joke is, what do you call a fish without an eye? (you then say) “FFSSHHHHH” (get it no I in the word fish) and everyone laughs and that is the only joke that can be told and everyone takes a gun and blows their frigging brains out in a very serious and not funny manor because their lives are bleak and politically correct….remove that stick people

  9. passerby23 says:

    Haha. This is comedy gold! Well done.

  10. MadameXandra says:

    “… like sugar, nazism is ok in moderation”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I love this ^^

  11. bwhite53 says:

    I’m sure you’d like too.

  12. aredditor says:

    Still following me on the net? Not surprised since you sent me the private message; “Blow me”.

    Now I know you meant it literally.

  13. bwhite53 says:

    aredditor is full of shit, all should just ignore him. He has zero to offer and just tries to pick fights. Do yourself a favor tell him to fuck off and ignore him!

  14. aredditor says:

    Google “reddit mercury corn syrup” and click on the first link, which should be an online debate on the subject. I’d link you directly to the article, but youtube comments section sucks and wont allow regular links. Basically mercury is in everything in trace amounts. Compare HFCS products containing100 parts per trillion (0.000000000100), vs drinking water’s 2 parts per billion (0.000000002) of mercury. It’s anti HFCS hyperbole.

  15. soittotaiteilija says:

    and what about the mercury?

  16. ErinVonBaron says:

    Why would you compare HFCS to nazism? That’s completely inappropriate.

  17. whodank says:

    Do you work for the Corn Factory? My GOD!

  18. whodank says:

    I rather pay more money for honey or real sugar. Thanks for wasting everyone’s time.

  19. whodank says:

    LOL THIS IS GREAT!

  20. pescadoyventanas says:

    GODWIN’S LAW

  21. aredditor says:

    If bakery A uses regular sucrose sugar for their products and company B uses HFCS, company B will have an advantage in quality over company A because the company that uses HFCS in their bakery products will have a more desirable texture to their product.

    It’s best that we cut total calories. That’s the real culprit in obesity. If we eliminated HFCS, it wouldn’t change a thing in the overall heath of Americans or anyone else consuming products using HFCS, they need to cut total calories.

  22. aredditor says:

    I don’t know who downvoted you, but I gave you an up. If we switched HFCS for sugar overnight, this wouldn’t change anything. There isn’t that big of a difference between the price of sucrose sugar and HFCS to make a difference in the quantity of sugars folks will consume. My main argument is that HFCS is no worse for us than sugar, and many of the con theories regarding the reasons that companies use HFCS instead of cane/beet sugar aren’t true. The bottom line isn’t money, it’s quality.

  23. aboss115music says:

    HAHA hilarious… If is so pathetic how desparate the corn industry has gotten with their failed product, HFCS. Now that everyone is learning that it is bad for you, the corn industry tries, unsuccessfully, to brainwash people with these HFCS commercials. Thank you, this vid is terrific.
    P.S.- HFCS is pure, unnatural fructose. The only way you can call something natural is if humans haven’t touched it, like your fruits. I would go with Agave Nectar, Turbinado sugar, or evaporated cane juice.

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