President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, …

March 12 2012 Categorized Under: Jokes No Commented




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President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope gets sent to hell. The Pope explained the situation to the devil, he checked out all of the paperwork, and the error was acknowledged. The Pope was told, however, that it would take about 24 hours to fix the problem and correct the error. The next day, the Pope was called in and the devil said his good-bye as he went off to heaven. On his way up, he met Clinton who was on his way down, and they stopped to chat.brbrPope: “Sorry about the mix up.”brbrPresident Clinton: “No problem.”brbrPope: “Well, I’m really excited about going to heaven.”brbrPresident Clinton: “Why’s that? It’s not that great.”brbrPope: “All my life I’ve wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.”brbrPresident Clinton: “Sorry, Your Holiness, You’re a day late.”

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